Problem
The test monkeys have escaped the lab.
Hypothesis 1
Catching all of the monkeys will result in not being fired.
Hypothesis 2
One can catch monkeys by scaring them into traps
Hypothesis 3
The scariest things for a monkey are loud noises and potential death
Flashbangs
Bombs
Missiles
Firebombs
Hypothesis 4
Kill rabid monkeys so they can't spread their cooties (or so I've heard. I'm not a virologist).
Experiment
CATCH THE MONKEYS!