Starship Turd Nugget: Too Cool For Stool
Release: 2020
A retro-arcade-inspired space shooter with a focus on exhilarating powerups, massive scores, and leaderboard climbing.
Ship's Log, Stardate 471 9102. Captain S. Tool reporting
President Lax Ative has personally called upon me to carry out a sensitive mission. Something has gone wrong with the colony's automated Waste Transport Units. Once destined to drop their nasty cargo into the sun, they now roam our busiest interstellar routes, endangering all passers-by. I've been asked to rectify the situation discretely. To aid my mission, this fine (if not curiously named) vessel, Starship Turd Nugget, has been retrofitted with fiber infused uranium cannons. While I am honored to be called upon by the president herself, I have to admit......something doesn't smell right about this.
End of Log
Key Features
8 powerups keep it fun and vary the gameplay
global cross-platform leaderboard. fight for the honor of your preferred OS!
tongue-in-cheek humor puts a unique slant on the genre
awesome sfx
custom music created exclusively for this game
Ship's Log, Stardate 471 9102. Captain S. Tool reporting
President Lax Ative has personally called upon me to carry out a sensitive mission. Something has gone wrong with the colony's automated Waste Transport Units. Once destined to drop their nasty cargo into the sun, they now roam our busiest interstellar routes, endangering all passers-by. I've been asked to rectify the situation discretely. To aid my mission, this fine (if not curiously named) vessel, Starship Turd Nugget, has been retrofitted with fiber infused uranium cannons. While I am honored to be called upon by the president herself, I have to admit......something doesn't smell right about this.
End of Log
Key Features
8 powerups keep it fun and vary the gameplay
global cross-platform leaderboard. fight for the honor of your preferred OS!
tongue-in-cheek humor puts a unique slant on the genre
awesome sfx
custom music created exclusively for this game
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