Don't Die! Douche!
Release: 2020
Charge your way through 5 fever-dream precision platformer worlds, dodging a plethora of bizarre dangers on your way. And remember: Don't Die! Douche!
...Except That You Will Die...A Lot!
This uncompromising love letter to the rage games of old has been purposely crafted to annoy, upset and enrage you!
Over 20 perilous levels, spread across 5 worlds full of weirdness and legally ambiguous parody
Discover shocking secrets that will make you question your own sanity (or at least that of the creator!)
Your chance to achieve a range of speed ratings for each level - Can you Gold them all?
Not at all annoying soundtrack
...Except That You Will Die...A Lot!
This uncompromising love letter to the rage games of old has been purposely crafted to annoy, upset and enrage you!
Over 20 perilous levels, spread across 5 worlds full of weirdness and legally ambiguous parody
Discover shocking secrets that will make you question your own sanity (or at least that of the creator!)
Your chance to achieve a range of speed ratings for each level - Can you Gold them all?
Not at all annoying soundtrack
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