Hello, my name is SUSAN. and I am the host of CHEAP GOLF. Here are some things you should know about this game:
It is retromodern low-poly minigolf. You will fling a boop into the goal many times and I will talk to you between levels.
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There are many colors and sounds to tickle your eyes and ears. You will also use your hand quite a bit.
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The game currently includes 3 Episodes, with over 140 levels of boop-flinging.
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There is also a STORY MODE (no par, no score) and SPEEDRUN MODE (no cutscenes + timer for entire episode)
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You can make your own levels and cutscenes with the editor. This feature is hidden though, but I will reveal it if you ask nicely.
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I will be monitoring trillions of your nanogestures and modeling them into FEEL-THINKS, my favorite snack.
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You can play a free demo of the game in your browser by clicking HERE.
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Thank you for your engagement.